Talking about the Moron Bros', tattooed fingers, tattooed toes   They're idiots, losers, they're scum   Taking advantage of everyone, you're a dog, they're your fleas   Doing everything they can to spread disease      Take your beer, take your drugs   Leave with you microscopic bugs   Their company is something you won't miss   Your ice trays are filled with piss      They are the Moron Brothers, don't get along with others   They are the Moron Brothers, don't get along with others   They'll whine, they'll bitch, they'll fuck you if you're rich   They'll leach, they'll latch, they itch, you can't scratch      They'll ink your face, tape your eyelids closed   Tabasco's in your mouth, mustard up your nose   Your head is shaved, think the worst has passed   Try to move your leg, put you in a cast, yeah      They are the Moron Brothers, don't get along with others   They are the Moron Brothers, don't get along with others   They may not go down in history but they'll go down on your sisters   And your mama and your father, oh   Gonna hung with him