Hangin' out in the commode   Listening to Depeche Mode   You look like some kind of toad   Why are you a moron?      Got a skateboard "gnarly rad"   With money from your mom and dad   Take a bath 'cause you smell bad   Why are you a moron?      Walkin' down on old South Street   Say "Hello" to the kids you meet   If knowing you is such a treat   Then why are you a moron?      Got kicked out of public school   Make a waste of our gene pool   Face it asshole, you're a fool   Why are you a moron?      "I'm starin' at a wall doin' nothin' at all   Gotta get out a' here I could use some beer   Wish I could get some beer   I could use some beer tonight"      In and out of trendy clubs   With a pair of dayglow gloves   You're the only one you love   Why are you a moron?      Tell us you've got somethin' to say   Then bore us with your anarchy   We just wish you'd go away   Why are you a moron?      A trendy loser's what you are   It's your scene and your it's czar   I'd like to see you covered with tar   Why are you a moron?      Creeps like you should be wiped out   You've got a face just like a trout   Listen to everybody shout   Why are you a moron?      "I'm followin' the trends 'cause I wanna   have some friends. I wanna be somebody.   Don't wanna be nobody, I wanna be   somebody. I wanna be with someone tonight"      I swear that you are Hitler's clone   You spread disease wherever you roam   Got the brains of a garden gnome   Why are you a moron?      Voted for Reagan not once but twice   Think that Jerry Falwell's nice   Do you keep your brains on ice?   Why are you a moron?      In the end you're all alone   No one calls you on the phone   Got no job you've got no home   Why are you a moron?      Hangin' out in the commode   Listenin' to Depeche Mode   You look like some kind of toad   You're just a fuckin' moron!      "I'm freezed up inside. All my brain cells   have died. I'm gonna get out a' here. I'm   gonna get out a' here. I'm gonna get out   a' here. I'm gonna get out a' here tonight."