Beach Song Lyrics by Dead Milkmen
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Sand is hurting my tender feet
The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine
I hate the people on the beach
With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane

I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No!

I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she
Lies on the beach like a barrier reef
Soaking up the stupid sun
While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
(x2)

This is no way to spend a summer
I've got sand caked on my feet
I gave my ice cream to a shark
And now I've got nothing to eat
No fun!

I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!
I don't wanna be on the beach!
I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.
Sand is hurting my tender feet   The air smells like rotting fish and solarcaine   I hate the people on the beach   With their towels and umbrellas, they're so insane      I don't wanna be on the beach! No! (x2)   I don't wanna be on the beach!   I don't wanna be on the beach! No!      I hate my girlfriend, she-she-she   Lies on the beach like a barrier reef   Soaking up the stupid sun   While the radio is blasting fun, fun, fun      I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! (x2)   I don't wanna be on the beach!   I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!   (x2)      This is no way to spend a summer   I've got sand caked on my feet   I gave my ice cream to a shark   And now I've got nothing to eat   No fun!      I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun!   I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun! No!   I don't wanna be on the beach!   I don't wanna be on the beach! No fun.