Now my life is easy   My life ain't hard   I'm gonna spend all day   In my fuckin' backyard   I ain't got no money   Hell, I don't care   My parents let me use their credit card      I've got nowhere to go   Just hang out on the street   My folks say I've got no ambition   At least I give a shit   About the stuff I eat   Yeah! I care about nutrition      Tried to get a job   At the retail store   But I could not stand the competition   Now I spend all my time   Hangin' out at the shore   Givin' myself a skin condition      I've got nowhere to go   Just movin' on my feet   People say I've got no ambition   At least I give a shit   About the stuff I eat   Yeah! I care about nutrition      Sometimes I get upset   When I see on the TV   All them people in this world   That is starvin'   But there's nothin' in this world   That could possibly bother me   When I smell the turkey Dad is carvin'      Boy I'm starving   Christ I'm starving!      My folks said   I gotta get myself a job   'Cause they ain't gonna support me   Well, if all I am to them   Is just some lazy slob   Why didn't they abort me?      I guess I'll just hang out   On Broad and South   Livin' by my intuition   At least I give a shit   What I put into my mouth   Yeah! I care about nutrition      Nutrition   It's good for me   Nutrition   I've got vitamin C   I care (x3)   I give a healthy shit   And Mom and Dad say if I eat all of my food   I can go to the hard core show and see F.O.D.