Big lizard in my backyard   Can't afford to feed him anymore   Big lizard in my backyard   Bustin' down my neighbour's door      I bought a big lizard   Only a dollar fifty   Well, that's pretty neat   Yeah it's fuckin' nifty   But I just can't afford to feed it   And you should see the way it shits      I've got a big lizard in my backyard   Can't afford to feed it anymore   Big lizard in my backyard   Bustin' down my neighbour's door      I was knocked outta bed   Late last night   I was woken up by the sound of dynamite   I ran downstairs to find an army man   He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"      There's no more big lizard in my backyard   I won't have to feed him anymore   No more lizard in my backyard   They shipped his ass to El Salvador!      Was knocked outta bed   Late last night   I was woken up by the sound of dynamite   I ran downstairs to find an army man   He said "We gotta blow up those things we don't understand!"      Big lizard in my backyard   Can't afford to feed it anymore   Big lizard in my backyard   Bustin' down my neighbour's door      I bought a big lizard   Only a dollar fifty   Well, that's pretty neat   Yeah it's fuckin' nifty   But I just can't afford to feed it