Went out to feed the cattle   And to my surprise   My lawn was full of bodies   Just a gatherin' up the flies   A big ol' jet liner   Had dropped from out of the sky   Well I was so darn happy that   I couldn't believe my eyes      We're gonna stuff 'em   Put 'em on display   'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly      Loadin' up my tractor   Gonna take the bodies inside   Betty Lou will bring the sawdust   And I've got the formaldehyde   I'm callin' up my neighbours   Tell 'em all to drop by   A body stuffin' party   And we'll bake some kidney pie      We're gonna stuff 'em   Put 'em on display   'tween Patsy Cline and Buddy Holly      We'll have our own air crash museum   People lined for miles just to see 'em      Jim Croce's in the corner   The Big Bopper's by the stairs   Ricky Nelson's in the kitchen   But nobody cares