Im gonna tell you what I really think I like about Monday   Cause they fell like Saturdays   When you dont have to go to work, every day is a holiday   I wake up when I want to, I do anything I wanna do   Cant wait for Tuesday   I really dont like Fridays I cant do what I wanna do   Sold out at the movies, cant eat at the restaurant   Everybody wants to party, but the bars full of cigarette smoke   I think Ill stay home, I think Ill wait for Monday      I live a five day weekend, I gotta year long holiday   Thanks god its Monday   The only place I gotta be is the show or on the first tee   Thank god its Monday   Never mind aggravation, just give me modulation gimmie another key      Ill tell you why I like Tuesdays, cause theyre kinda like Christmas   Come to think about Wednesdays, are a little like Hanakah   Thursdays thanksgiving, Im talking about good living   I think Ill give thanx   Thank god its Monday