Birds are dumb cause small bird brains   But so are kids and old people   Some birds talk, most others sing   I don't see you eating a talking bird      Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh   But so do kids and elderly   I don't see you chop of an old man's feet   Put them in a mason jar and pickle them      No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too   Actually they don't have central nervousness   No manhatten style, clams have the right to smile   Come to thin about it they don't have a face      They have no face, no place for ears   There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears   No spixal cord, they must get bored   Might as well just put them out of misery      Although the world could be more selfish   I guess it's alright to eat shellfish      No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too   I could happen to you, clams have feelings too   I don't think they do, clams have feelings too