Ginger, God has made you   Such a pretty girl   Forget what they said   It's a woman's world      I can make you a household name   On the tips of the tongues   On the walls of the heads   Of the boys in the bedrooms      Making up names   For the stains on the sheets   And dreamin' of you   In their pants while they sleep      New hair, fresh tan makes you look fine   From the gym, to the beach   To the racks of the checkout line   To the racks of the checkout line      And she thought to herself   "Does he think I'm that dumb   In the same situation   What would Pam have done?"      Would she play along   Just to butter up the plot?   Would she let him take her home?   Would she whip off her top?      Would she let him get hard?   Take him halfway to bed?   Would she chop off his dick?   Or put a bullet in his head?      Would she sharpen up the bobby pins   And booby trap her hair?   Would she pound him?   Would she drown him?   Would she sneer?   Would she swear?      Motherfucker   Motherfucker   Motherfucker      Ginger, God has sent me   Oh, to bump you up   From the street to the presidential sweet   With a little bit of luck      We can make you the very first name   On the list of the honeys   Whom the very big stars   Chose to spend all their money      On the 20 million bean brat   Askin', "Who the hell is that?"   Bring her over let me show her   How I make 'em scream      Baby you're so good to me   And you're so much bigger   And better than you have to be   And better than you have to be      And she thought to herself   "Does he think I'm that dumb   In the same situation   What would Pam have done?"      Would she play along   Just to butter up the plot?   Would she let him take her home?   Would she whip off her top?      Would she let him get hard?   Take him halfway to bed?   Would she chop off his dick?   Or put a bullet in his head?      Would she sharpen up the bobby pins   And booby trap her hair?   Would she pound him?   Would she drown him?   Would she sneer?   Would she swear?      Motherfucker   Motherfucker   Motherfucker      Ginger, life's too short   To wait around   Forget what the other agents said   They'll only let you down      I can promise in a year from now   You'll be down with the tabloids   Turnin' away the old men   Hangin' with the brat boys      Hob-knobbing   With a late show guest   Gettin' paid big money   Just to show your breast      For a minute in a movie   Underneath low lighting   Along with a cheap cast   And piss poor writing      For right now   Let's you and I get naked   I can see you got a body   And I wanna see you shake it      And she thought to herself   "Does he think I'm that dumb   In the same situation   What would Pam have done?"