Diane, I am hot and I am cold   And hard and swollen, come relieve me   Kneel down beneath me   Tear me open and release me      Drop your jaws, slide on to me   Baby, slide on      I'm being taken, half way swallowed   Hair is up now, cheeks are hollow   I feel lifted, she is gifted   My legs trembled, my hand's drifted      Behind her head   I think that I might be in love      She'll give in and she'll get on it   Once she knows how bad I want it   And she'll turn herself around   My hands clamp tight around her shoulders      With one arm she'll push off the wall   And I'll bend that body over      I know once I ride up in her   She completely melts around me   She gets wetter than Seattle   Her lakes deep enough to drown me      Every man needs a Diane   Every man needs a Diane   Every man needs a Diane   Every man needs a Diane      I bit her bottom lip, she pulled my head down   Her stomach quivered, when I moved my tongue around   First the outside, around the edges   Below the belt, then behind the hedges      Then the inside, I pull her open   One hand's positioned, the other hand's groping   A slender neck, a heaving chest   Her thighs grip tighter      She tears at my flesh   I think that I might be in love      She'll give in and she'll get on it   Once she knows how bad I want it   And when she starts to come around      I push her up against the wall   I can feel my insides tightening up   I can't feel my limbs at all      I ride her harder 'til she's caving in   My blood pumps through my veins   My heart beats against her back   And then I scream out "What a shame"      Every man can't have a Diane   Every man don't know a Diane   Every man can't have a Diane   Every man can't have a Diane