Jangling Jack   Goes Yackety Yack   Visits the home of the brave   Hails a fat yellow cab      Jack wanna celebrate   Jack wanna big drink   Driver drops him at a bar   Called the Rinky Dink      Jack pushes through the door   And he crosses the floor   Tips his hat to a man   Grinning in the corner      Going do da do, going do da do   Going do da do, going do da do      Says, I'm Jangling Jack   I go do da do   I wanna Rinky Dink Special   I wanna little umbrella too      And he flops on his stool   Sees the grinning man laugh   So Jack laughs back   Jack raises his glass      Says, God bless this country   And everything in it   The losers and the winners   And I said, good guys and the sinners      The grinning man says   Buddy it's all Yackety Yack   Whips out a little black pistol   Shoots a bullet in Jack      I hear now Jangling Jack do da do, do da do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do   Jangling Jack, do do do, do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do      Hey buddy      Jangling Jack flies off his seat   Crashes through the door   Lands in a heap on the street      Hears his mother's voice   Going, do da do   Jack is shouting, mummy, mummy   Mummy is that you?      He sees the berserk city   Sees the dead stacked in piles   Sees the screaming crowd   Screams, where am I?      Going do da do, going do da do   Going do da do, going do da do   Oh yeah      Jangling Jack, do da do, da da do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do      Oh, mummy, mummy      Well, Jangling Jack   As a matter of fact   Crawls through the crowd   Back into the bar      Jack crawls to his stool   Jack drags himself up   Falls back down on his ass   In a puddle of blood      Going goodbye mummy   Goodbye ma   Then Jack doubles over   And he vomits and dies      Going do da do, going do da do   Going do da do, going do da do   Oh yeah      Jangling Jack, do da do, da da do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do da do   Jangling Jack, do da do, do, do