every friday night i go to bubba's hardware store    and give the secret knock on the private stock room door    good ol boys are shootin craps playin five card stud    hott lookin women    ice cold suds    this broad was playin poker    and she was on a roll    i sat down beside with my ace in the hole    i had to draw a jack to win with a straight ace high    but when i drew that card i kissed that pot goodbye       cause i'm one jackoff here in my hand    i got an Ace a king a queen and a ten and know im in a jam    i was doin fine till i pulled that nine, that's when i went soft    i was tempting fate with an ace high straight but i am one jack off       ive played with this deck so long its messin with my mind    i heard it said to much of this it can make a man go blind    i cant let her beat me but i aint got a prayer    i see shes got a real good atleast she's got a pair    i stared across the table    hopin that she'd call    then when she raised me    well i damn near lost it all    i tried to pull it out    figurin id bluff    but when i showed her what i had    she said too bad your one jack off       ...all i can type for now...im a freshman in high school       gotta go to bed sometime