We got owners favorite drivers    Boy that Tony Stewarts a whiner (crying)   And we got rookies advertisers   Like...Uh let’s see   Havolene, target, sharpie,   Caterpillar, Nextel, Mt. Dew,   Dupont, Lowes, Home Depot,   Kodak, M&M’s, UPS, Tide,Alltel,Gillette, Kellogg’s, Viagra,   Dewalt and Budweiser   But the trophy girls still    Have my favorite parts (whistles)   Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR       We got cautions we got pit stops   You can’t hear a dang thang once   The flag drop   And poor Kyle Petty and Swerving Marlin   Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin   Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard   Vrrrooomm Vrrooomm Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR       I love NASCAR it’s my kinda race   Just watching Jeff Gordon plow up the wall   Puts a smile on Dale Jr.’s face   No caviar, its beer and MOPAR   Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR       I like short tracks, you’ll see more wrecks   And about a million screamin rednecks   And ole Jeff Burton and poor Mike Skinner   Well they’ve... done forgot what its like to be a winner   And Ken Schraders still aint sure who his sponsors are   Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR       (Cledus Talking to Pit Crew)      I like football (I like football) I like my wrestling   I like a good game of air hockey   I like some ping pong now and then   How bout you Toby?       (Toby)   Well I love NASCAR it’s my kinda race   Just to see Big E back on the track    Would put a smile on every face   No one drove a car quite like Earnhardt   Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR       Vroom Vroom Vroom vroom vroom    I love NASCAR    Gentlemen start your engines   I love NASCAR