I was always a lazy one, a Southern Californian    But I've some kinfolk on the Mason-Dixson line    So this summer just for fun hopped in my Delorian    And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time    I thought that I would be hunting and fishing    I missunderstood him somehow    So far there's nothin but chores here to mention    I'm bedding and feeding the sows       How do you milk a cow?   How do you milk a cow?   I wasn't in FFA    This cow must think I'm crazy up under it this way    I'm sittin here a pullin but there ain't nothin coming out    Oh-me-i-ee-i-o    How do you milk a cow?       I love it here in Tennesse    But these farmers all make fun of me    Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car    So I got myself a four wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night    And I've got sheer-shootin right down to an art    One things for sure I hate shovelin manure    It gets all over my overall    Them horses need shoein I hear Bessy mooin so I thought maybe I'd ask you all       How do you milk a cow?   How do you milk a cow?   I think its safe to say I may get arrested for this in L.A.    This hiefer must empty cause she ain't puttin out    Oh-me-i-ee-i-o    How do you milk a cow?       How do you milk a cow?    I no longer care I'm gettin sick and tired of smellin DAIRY AIR    Heading back to Cali and turnin in my plow    Oh-me-i-ee-i-o    How do you milk a cow?