I told you I'd leave some flares on   In case you ever wanted to find my home   Ya frowned and said well the darn law should arrest ya   Now this old house keeps falling apart   So I went down the local Walmart    and bought this Coleman lantern to impress you      Cause every light in the house is blown   I keep on a clappen but they don't clap on   House looks like where the Amish live   There's really no point to pay the power bill   Cause every light in the house is blown    The number won't even light up on my telephone   Cause every light in the house is blowed      It got aweful darn depressing   The bulbs all blew out one by one   I just can't afford right now to replace them   Until then I'll just sit here dark   Cause I can't get this old generator to start   I've got four batteries but I don't want to waste um      Cause every light in the house is blown   I'd love to sell the place but it can't be shown   Looks just like where the Clampets live   Before they packed up and moved to Beverly Hills    Cause every light in the house is blown   No more reading Country Weekly while I'm on thorn   Cause every light in the house is blown   Can't see a thing til the crack of dawn    Looks like where Ben Franklin's born   Before he flew a kite in an Electrical storm   Every house light is blown   I was hoping maybe Trace could float my a loan   Cause every light in the house is blown