Tune: It's A Great Day To Be Alive      i got my socks drying in the microwave   hair on my back i dont plan to shave   i got the house to myself while the wifes away   i'll be rockin all night      yeah i think i'll drink me an ice cold brew   lounge in my boxers like i used to do    there will be no Ally McBeall on the tube    no i'll be watching the fight      well it's a great day to be a guy    playin cards with my buddies until sunrise    you know i never thought that my neighbor would be sunbaying    top less lord she sure looks good      I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake    played 18 holes with my best friend jake   best balls i hit was when i stepped on a rake (OHH)   well it wasn't to bright   now i looked in the fridge what did i see   last night's pizza staring back at me    pepperoni and ancovies what a beautiful sight      well it's a great day to be a guy    butt necked in my lawn chair swattin at flies   got some hotdogs on the charcoal grill    don't wanna burn my weiners but i probably will   that fried bologna...... and cheese macaroni   tasted good this afternoon    but now i'm passin some serious gas n   i might have to leave the room   P-E-E-U-U!      Well i might go get me a new hair-do   spend a couple hours at the tanning booth   might even get me a gold front tooth    O aww yeah!      and it's a great day to be a guy   but when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide   i'll be hung over but a lookin good    a week of reliving my batchelor hood      it's a great day to be a guy   but another week of this and i'll probably die   i tend to party harder than i should    when my wives not here to make me be good      .............Yah hoo