"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches"   "I'm gonna miss you too, Bub"   "Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days   But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone"   "Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"   "Oh, quit complainin'"      "All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges   Paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath   Defrost the fridge, clean out the garage"   "Right"   "Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday   I love you boogie, boogie"   "I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"      I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave   Hair on my back I don't plan to shave   I've got the house to myself while the wife's away   I'll be rockin' all night      Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew   Lounge in my boxers like I used to do   There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no   I'll be watchin' the fight      Well, it's a great day to be a guy   Played cards with my buddies until sunrise   You know, I never thought that my neighbor would   Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good      I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake   Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake   Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake   Oh, well it wasn't too bright      Now I look in the fridge, what do I see?   Last night's pizza starin' back at me   Pepperoni and anchovies   What a beautiful sight      Well, it's a great day to be a guy   Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies   Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill   I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will      That fried baloney and cheese macaroni   Tasted good this afternoon   But now I'm passin' some serious gas and   I might have to leave the room   Pee - hee!      Well, I might go get me a new hairdo   Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth   Might even get me a gold front tooth   Whoa, hah, yeah!      And it's a great day to be a guy   But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide   I'll be hung over but a lookin' good   From a week of reliving my bachelorhood      It's a great day to be a guy   But another week of this and I'd probably die   I tend to party harder than I should   When my wife's not here to make me be good   Yeah hoo!