Hey, hey, hey, hey   Come from the North where the oceans freeze   Spent three long months at the open seas   Paddled 'til it seemed I could take no more   Till I hit the ground on Prussia's shores      How was I to know that day   That the winds had swept me Wilson's way   But soon towards me from the East   Came Wilson and his men on multi-beast      Hey!      Well, it seemed he didn't like my face   And I quickly learned that Prussia was an evil place   They tied me to a chair with a giant clip   And held a piece of paper to my tender nip      Then they tossed the chair in a tiny shack   And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back   But I loosened up the binds where my hands were lashed   And ran towards the cove where my boat was stashed      Singing, "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die   Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye"      Hey!      Now Wilson knew that I was loose   I'd surely be subjected to some real abuse   Maybe end up hanging from the nearest tree   So angrily I paddled to the open sea      But the sea was eager to beat me back   And the waves grew huge and deadly black   And the gray clouds rumbled over my head   And I feared in my heart that I'd soon be dead      When the morning came and the storm had passed   The dismal fog began at last   To open up before my eyes   And there I saw to my surprise      Chains and specks of islands curved   Where palm trees dipped and seagulls swerved   Parked my kayak on a stone   And yelled across the ocean to his evil throne      I said, "Oh Wilson, someday I'll kill you 'til you die   Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye   Wilson, kill you 'til you die   Oh Wilson, punch you in the eye"