What's that man holding in his hand?   He looks a lot like a guy, I knew way back when   It's silly Willy with Philly Band   Could be, ooh-ee      What's that man movin' 'cross the stage?   It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page   It's like a Relic from A different age   Could be, ooh-ee      If there's rock show at the Concertgebow   They're got long hair at the Madison Square   You've got Rock And Roll at the Hollywood Bowl   We'll be there, ooh yeah      The lights go down, they're back in town okay   Behind the stacks, you glimpse an Axe   The tension mounts you score an ounce ole!   Temperatures rise as you see the white of their eyes      If there's rock show at the Concertgebow   You're got long hair at the Madison Square   They've got Rock And Roll at the Hollywood Bowl   We'll be there, ooh yeah      In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city   And the ring at the end of my noses makes me look rather pretty   It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end   Save for my dear old friend and confidante, Mademoiselle Kitty      What's that man movin' to and fro?   That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low   But they was louder at the rainbow   Could be, ooh-ee      If there's rock show at the Concertgebow   You're got long hair at the Madison Square   They've got Rock And Roll at the Hollywood Bowl   We'll be there, ooh yeah      If there's rock show   If there's rock show   If there's rock show