You're not Ms. Rheingold or Ms. Clairol   Or an ad for "Learn To Draw"   And you don't have the prettiest pair of legs I ever saw   But cellophane don't move me and can't turn my life around   You're the nicest piece of heart and soul    That I have ever found I've ever found.       You're not a Farrah, or a Jaclyn, or a Raquel pussy cat   Twenty generations of girls have tried to look like that   But class like yours ain't on the screen    And it's finally made me think   You can lead this horse to Hollywood    But you cannot make me drink (can't make him drink).       Chorus:   I love you honey, you're the one for me   And it comes naturally ...   I don't want an image, I dont' want a movie star   I just want you baby the way you are.       You don't fill out the old bikini like a playboy bunny doll   In fact in that department you've got little there at all.   But in modern times we've gone beyond    The Tarzans and the Janes   While some just use their bodies    Others use their brains, darling, remember brains?       (Chorus)       Bogart called them "baby", Sinatra called them "dames"   And Boyer calls them "ladies", (Norman Mailer calls us names)   But I don't need a label to know what you mean to me   So I'll just make it simple and call you frequently   (I'll call you frequently).       (Chorus)   (Chorus)       I just want you baby the way you are!!