There's someone, you've got to meet him   An' you see him every day   His face will look familiar   But in a most unusual way      He's Norman Normal, I said he's Norman Normal   You know he's Norman Normal, He looks a lot like you      Ev'ry party that Norman goes to   You've been there before   He's got some funny things he might have said   That he forgets until they close the door      He's Norman Normal, I said he's Norman Normal   You know he's Norman Normal, He acts a lot like you      He's a well respected man   He's had his problems but he's left them well behind   The only things he can't handle   Are the hang-ups on his mind      He's Norman Normal, I said he's Norman Normal   You know he's Norman Normal, He looks a lot like you      He looks a lot like Jimmy, looks a lot like Billy   Looks a lot like Frankie, looks a lot like Timmy