{OK, if you guys don't have the 'Barenaked Ladies: Rock Spectacle'   album, you won't know it. It's about a minute after the last song    (which is If I had $1,000,000 by the way) and it is an improv. by them.   It's hilarious, so here are the lyrics}      It's Uncle Elwyn,   It's Uncle Elwyn.      My Uncle Elwyn is tall,   My Elwyn is small,   My Elwyn plays a mean   Basketball      He's about 45,   maybe 55, 60.   I'm not sure,   Once he mixed me      A drink, I was 'bout   5 years old   It was Kool-Aid, and bought,   I thought that was cold.      Cold meaning good   Cold's s'posed to be bad   I think that I   ought'a would      Change some things,   Change their meanings.   I've been here,   Iv'e been demeaning.      Once, twice,   Maybe three times   I asked my Uncle Elwyn,   He's a mime,   He said      It's Uncle Elwyn,   It's Uncle Elwyn,      That's E-L-W-Y-N   That's Elwyn, say it again.      E-L-W-Y-N   That's Elwyn, say it again.      E-L-W-Y-N   That's Elwyn, say it again.      E-L-W-Y-N   That's Elwyn      That's my uncle.