Ah Breaker one nine, this here's the lead reindeer, you got a copy on me Frosty come on? Ah ya 10-4 there Frosty, fer sure   fer sure, by golly sure hope we still have a holly jolly one come on? Yeah that's a big 10 4 there Frosty, yeah we definitely   got our hands full tonight good buddy, mercy sakes alive we need a Christmas Convoy!       It was the dark of the moon,   and it was Christmas soon   Only a day away   D.O.T. was cracking down   and the toys had been delayed   we were stuck in a drift at the ol' North Pole   with eight mighty anxious reindeer   and if Santa didn't get some help   Christmas wouldn't come this year      We need a Christmas Convoy   this ain't no silent night   We need a Christmas Convoy   jingle bells and Christmas lights   Come on and join the Convoy   and nothing's gonna get in our way   Santa and his Christmas Convoy   in his great big Peterbuilt sleigh   Christmas Convoy      Breaker Frosty this here's ol' red nose, yeah you wanna move it on over for Santa? Yeah 10-4, he's greasy side up but we're   bout' to turn this salt-shaker out       well we all pulled outta the 'ol North Pole   ears on, eyes open wide   we were shaking the bushes, lookin for bear   in our triple digit ride   That wiggle wagon had his bird dog on as it hovered 'bove the ground   red green and white for chicken lights   decked out and loud and proud      Ah Frosty, yeah we're 10-33 and back door now, you're gonna hafta back off the hammer a bit cause we're double nickle and   'bout to hit the big road       Well the big elf blew the doors off   his eight reindeer powered ride   and flew on past the bear's den   in Georgia Overdrive   when on the black ice up ahead   there proved to be a pinch   a barricading roadblock   had been set up by the Grinch   Well there were teddy bears and cars and trucks and toys of every size   teetering out of the top of Santa's shiny ride   but Santa couldn't back 'em up   no matter what the cost   cause if he let that 'ol Grinch stop us   this year's Christmas would be lost      Ah Rudolph to Santa's Better Half, ah ya Mrs. Clause you're gonna wear your bumper out if you don't back off a bit, we're   coming up on antler alley, and we need all the help we can get       The grinch and all his henchmen   lined up on the road ahead   And Santa rolled his window down   and his nose and cheeks turned red   He pulled his hat on low and tight   and put the hammer down   and with a ho ho ho, he was slingin snow   singin Santa Claus is coming to town!      Yeah 10-4 Frosty what's your twenty? Guitar Town! Well they oughta know what to do with them toys down there for sure, well   mercy sakes good buddy we gonna back on outa here, so keep the Grinch off your back, and the toys in the sack, we'll catch   you next Christmas, this here's ol red nose in the lead, we gone, bye bye!