What makes you think   That it wont grow back   In a day or two   Husbands in Winter, they know the truth   But what can they do   I don't like girls the way they are   So shave their legs and make them look like movie stars   Then we can pretend it's natural      Put on whatever makes you attractive   If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion   If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be      Junior high legs, blond hair gone brown, from removing it   Waxing since thirteen, wisdom from a beauty queen   Her tiara digging deep in her head      Put on whatever makes you attractive   If it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion   If friends like a certain you, that's who you've got to be   That's who you've got to be      I'm staring to think that I'm kind of shy   Or at least I'd like to be   Winter legs give me heart attacks   So take it of with laser so it never comes back   Then we can pretend it's natural