There’s filthy water in the tub again   It leaves a miserable ring   The towel wrapped around her head like a crown   She looks just like a queen      But I know these catharses well   Do you have a new secret to tell      Be on your guard – now the mirror is steamed   There’s no holds barred – when baby comes clean   Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens   Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean      Well…..be on your guard – when the mirror is steamed   There’s no holds barred – when baby comes clean   Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens   Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean      It’s no wonder now the drain is clogged    And nothing pushes it through   Cause now that baby is an ivory girl   There’s too much residue      She tells me she’ll forget me not   But there’s something that does not wash      Be on your guard – when the mirror is steamed   There’s no holds barred – when baby comes clean   Keep on your toes – cause now she primps and preens   Smells like a rose – when baby comes clean (x2)