Your keepsake box is   In the way of what I wanna read   I wish you’d move it   It’s been that way since we were seventeen      You may not like me but you can’t decide on that right now   And I don’t remind you of anything   But if you want me to make myself scarce   Stop inviting      The work that you do   Precludes the time that you could spend alone   But it’s not my fault    That you bought me in and gave me half your home      And now you cry and say your life is in the hands of someone   And I won’t advise you on anything   But if you want me to make myself gone   Stop inviting      I think my time is valuable too   I know that it makes no difference to you   But It’s not right that you can    Rearrange and disengage me at all      The book I’m reading    is a pop psychology I found under the desk   If you don’t like it   You can keep that to yourself I think that’s best      Because its mine and I don’t need to have a second opinion   Yeah, I won’t deny you of anything   But if you want me to make myself leave   Stop inviting      Hey I wont remind you of anything   But if you want me to make myself scarce   Stop inviting, don’t invite me   Stop inviting