My baby, she's crazy, she's lazy    So she's always bummin' around    Girls in France don't stand a chance    `Cos I've always got my baby around    So, don't touch her    Oh, it's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine    At night we, sleep tight we    Stay close together `cos the temperature's down    But baby, says maybe    Each time I try to get my fingers around    Please don't touch her    Sittin' with a tentpole, what a bloody jamboree    Listen to our motto, be prepared for ecstasy    Here comes the bride    My baby, goes topless    And brings her beauty to a bottomless day    She's bathing, al fresco    And all her mystery is there on display    So, don't get too close    Oh she's so fine, and you know what's mine is mine    Ooh it's a drag when you're hitched to a dream    And the boys in the gang think she's part of the scenery    You're never alone and the tension is painful to see    One night I, crept in and,    Got on my knees and tried to make her my wife    One reef knot, two grannies    And we were bound to stay together for life    Now we'd like to......