Well I've been lookin' after number one for too long    And it seemed the love was passing me by    So I thought I better do something about it    And that's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you    That's why I'm sittin' here lookin' cross the table at you    Well a lonely man needs a Marriage Bureau    Where they sit you right down and you fill in a form    Would you like a blonde or a black or a blue rinse    Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall    Do you like `em small, love `em slim long and tall    Oh no, too many questions    I'm looking for a girl like Momma used to be    She's cooking up a dream, she's baking ecstasy    Won't it be fine when    I find her    Would I like to take her to a movie or the theatre    Would I pick her up at home or would I like to meet her    Somewhere we could take a good look at each other    Smile and say hello or walk away    Smile and say hello or walk away    So I'm squeaky clean in and out of the bath    I never shaved so close before    I'm gonna put on a tie, I'm gonna shine up my shoes    I'm gonna slick back my hair, I've got nothin' to lose    Oh, oh, I'll be stinkin' so good    like I'm drowning in a sea of cologne    Hey... do you know you remind me of someone    But I'm here making eyes at you    And I think we're gonna say goodbye to the bureau    Close the files, turn the page, start anew    Close the files, turn the page, start anew