I'm the kind of guy a girl takes home to mom   Pleated khaki pants, and cologne that's the bomb   (you sure smell perty)   Shake her dads hand   Look him in the eye   And tell him Straight up im just a regular guy (ill have her home by 9 sir)      I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)   A regular guy says mam on the double( I'm on it)   I'm a regular guy just like Dawson's Creek   A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek yeah      But sometimes I remember what got me here   It was Friday and cussing    Back off I'm in a boy band   And showing no fear      I watch Jay Leno (he's funny) 7th Heaven too   And I ask myself sometimes what would jesus do   Grab me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change   I'm buds with my mom   And I hang out with my dad..he's my buddy   I play everything safe so I'll never be sad (boo hoo)      I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)   A regular guy says mam on the double( I'm on it)   I'm a regular guy just like Dawson's Creek   A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek yeah      Don't push me.   Damn't sometimes I wanna smash things up    Jacked up and wrapped up I'm in a boy band.. a boyband   And have to pee in a cup      I'm a regular guy who stays out of trouble( let me get that for you mam)   A regular guy says mam on the double( I'm on it)   I'm a regular guy just like Dawson's Creek   A regular guy just don't call me a geek, a geek yeah