I have saved the world in the movies   So naturally there's folks who think I must know what to know   But just because you've seen me on your TV   Doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you      And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen   Up there on that screen, I am so much more   And I wish I knew the things you think I do   I would change this world for sure   But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel   Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real      I'd love to help the world and all its problems   But I'm an entertainer, and that's all   So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster   I'm flattered that you thought of me   But I'm not the one to call      And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen   Up there on that screen, I am so much more   And I wish I knew the things you think I do   I would change this world for sure   But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel   Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real      And while there's a part of me, in that guy you've seen   Up there on that screen, I am so much more   And I wish I knew the things you think I do   I would change this world for sure   But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel   Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real