Has been, has been, has been   You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?   You callin' me, has been?   What'd you say your name is?      Jack, never done Jack   Glad to meet you   Who's your friend?   Dick, don't say Dick   What do you know?   And you friend, what's your handle?   Don Two Thumbs Don      Riding on their armchairs   They dream of wealth and fame   Fear is their companion   Nintendo is their game      Never done Jack and Two Thumbs Don   And sidekick don't say Dick   We'll laugh at others failures   Though they have not done shit      {I've heard of you the ready-made connecting with the ever ready, yeah   The never was talking about still trying I got it   Forever bitter gossiping about never say die   May I inquire what you've been doing mister?}      Jack, never done Jack   And you partner, what's the news of the world, Dick?   I don't say Dick   Don, of all the people you must be The Tattler   Two Thumbs up   What are you afraid of, failure? So am I      Has been implies failure not so   Has been is history   Has been was   Has been might again