Come on in and see my A's   Come on in and see my I's   Come on in and see my ways   Come on in and see my wife   My wife      She's got a middle just like her mother   She's got a middle sing, surely governed   Don't look up, don't look up   And don't look down      Come on in and see my A's   Come on in and see my I's   Come on in and feel my weight   Come on in and see my wife   My wife      Who was it said, I don't know a thing   Who was it said, I believe everything   You check the facts, you check the facts   You eat my shits and you read my back      Come on in and see my A's   Come on in and see my I's   Come on in and be my rays   Come on in and see my wife   My wife      She's got a middle sewn up like roses   She's got a middle wrapped up in poses   Don't look up, don't look up   And don't look back      Who was it said, I got a funny face   Who was it said, her teeth are never straight   You check the facts, you check the facts   You taste my shits and you read my back      Come on in and see my A's   Come on in and see my I's   Come on in and be my rays   Come on in and see my wife   [Incomprehensible]