Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems   When you're not looking forward?   Me, I'd like to think that life is like a drink   And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon      You know that I've been drunk a thousand times   And these should be the best days of my life   Life, it's not what I thought it was      Damn blast, look at my past   I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass   I said, oh wow, look at me now   I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow   No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow      You know it would be strange to live life in a cage   And only believe the things you see that are written on the page   How easy would it be home in time for tea   And stop feeling like a sailboat rocking on the sea      You know that it's been sunk a thousand times   And these should be the best days of my life   Life, it's not what I thought it was      Damn blast, look at my past   I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass   I said, oh wow, look at me now   I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow   No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow   No, oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow      You know that I've been drunk a thousand times   And these should be the best days of my life   Life, it's not what I thought it was      Damn blast, look at my past   I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass   I said, oh wow, look at me now   I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow      Damn blast, look at my past   I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass   I said, oh wow, look at me now   I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow   Oh, oh, oh, oh the size of a cow   Oh, oh, oh, oh