Do not think of me alive do not think of me as dead   Get that thought right out of your head   Fifty times you told me so to satisfy   I must grow but all you did was pull or blow      If size isn't everything and I'm half his size   How come it's him who gets to keep the prize   But you fuck long and you fuck slow   But you fuck like a walrus smoking blow   I'm too ashamed to scream your name   Well I don't feel hard and I don't feel lame   Never proud and never ashamed   But this bed's too big for the both of us      If size isn't everything well I'll slap my thighs   But there won't be parting and there won't be cries   If size isn't everything then try this size   Turn off the lights and bring a torch      Oh my heart's in the right place   My heart's in the right place   My heart's in the right place   My heart's in the right place   And my heart's twice the size of his arse      So if size isn't everything then try this size   Turn off the lights and bring a torch   And if size isn't everything and I'm half his size   How come it's him who gets to keep the prize   How come it's him who gets to keep the prize      How come it's him who gets to keep the prize