Ring, Ring,   (Jimmy talking like female)Hello   Hello, hey is Cindy in huh   (Jimmy talking like female)No who is this   What do you mean who is this, this is Jimmy Hart the Mouth Of The South,   where is she?   (Jimmy talking like female)She's gone to the Rick Springfield concert   Rick Springfield!!!   I called my chick on the phone last night   Her mother said she was gone for the night   She had two tickets to a Rock”n”Roll show, to see her working class hero   So I jumped in my car, and I cruised down town   I could hear the music playing' from a mile around   So I got me a ticket, and I walked inside   I could see him standing there in the spotlight(spotlight)   Eat your hart out Rick Springfield   Cause she's my girl and she always will   Be the only girl for me   Ain't no Rock”n”Roll singer going to take her away from me   I called my chick the very next day   She was watching TV it was Dr.Narrowed Drake   She said(he's so handsome and he's so cool)   She made me so sick I wanted to puke   So I got me a guitar, and rented some shoes   And I'm learning how to sing and I'm learning how to move   And I'm writing this song down just for you   Then all the girls will think I'm so cooooolllllllll(I'm so   cooooolllllllll)   Eat your hart out Rick Springfield   Cause she's my girl and she always will   Be the only girl for me   Ain't no Rock”n”Roll singer going to take her away from me   Eat your hart out Rick Springfield   Cause she's my girl and she always will   Be the only girl for me   Ain't no Rock”n”Roll singer going to take her away from me   Eat your hart out Rick Springfield   Cause she's my girl and she always will   Be the only girl for me   Ain't no Rock”n”Roll singer going to take her away from me   Yeah that's it girl   You want to steal Jesse's girl, know you want my girl   Hey baby, you're cruisin' for a bruisen Rick   Hahahahahaaa   If I could put my hands on you   Jesse's girl, my girl everybody's girl   You want everyone to go home.................