It's 8 o' clock and I'm feeling fine    I'm out on a date tonight    In a candle lit restaurant down by the riverside    Everything’s going alright I guess    She took down my number and home address    Everything was going perfectly until...       It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco, I did something I'll never forget       It was a chat-up line built not to impress    More a sleazy remark on her whorish dress    My wires crossed like they've never done before    Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite    I'm going home alone tonight    Everything was going perfectly until...       It backfired at the disco, she slapped me at the disco    I did something I'll never forget    It backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco    I made a move when it was well out of context       Well it backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco    Yeah, backfired at the disco, when you slapped me at the disco    Yeah, backfired at the disco, we were dancing at the disco   Yeah, backfired at the disco, when you slapped me at the disco