Are you gonna screw my head up,   as much as I've been told?   Yeah, ok, your pretty weird but   your not the psycho I've been sold.   Thanks for the wonderful evening   but I've got to pay this back   With interest on the miles    and the distance you sent me   you sent me down the track      (down the track)      You sent me down the track till I'm   so Happily Screwed, Screwed      And I've never got so many texts    as I did from you that night   And why do we set up for a year of   movies and one big fight?   Come on, can we go there anyway? This is such a big waste of time   If you just grab those bags and hold my hand      We'll run...   Straight through the one way sign   One way sign   Straight through the one way sign   You and I could be so happily screwed.         So happily screwed,   screwed