(Ivan Drever)Written for and about some of the people who have passed through (and in some casesstill reside) at number fifteen, a secret location somewhere in Inverness. Beware you mayend up there!Let me take you up these stairsLet me introduce you to another worldLet me lead you through these doorsLet me tell you of the stories that they keepChorus:For the crazy, it's a magnetFrom a distance, you can sense itWon't you come on in and view it from this sideMe and Davie, we're not crazyWas a man here, he was lazyCome and view the scene from across the great divideLet me show you where to comeIt's an open house where no one has to leaveWhere united nations talkAll the many languages they speakChorusWe can show you how to danceWe can teach you rhythms right down to your feetNo you won't believe your eyesWhen I show you all the secrets that it keepsChorusThere is none of us that's madIt just seems that way when you open up the doorWell it would never make you sadCause the people who pass through come back for more