Annie the imaginary lawyer in her office down the corner   She's calling Mr. What and Mr. Which and Mr. Who   Annie the imaginary lawyer brokering the important merger   For the firm of bait switch turn into you   Annie the imaginary lawyer is not the latter nor the former   But she knows just what she thinks we should do   Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call   From Mr. What, Mr. Which and Mr. Who? Fuck you!   Fuck you, go shopping   You're about as interesting as my rent   Fuck me for listening   I'm supposed to be so intelligent   Fuck you, go shopping   I just spent all of my rent   Fuck you, are you listening?   Imaginary Annie, imagine Annie   Imaginary Annie, imaginary   Imaginary Annie   Imaginary Annie, invisible esquire