Hey, hey, hey, hey      Cars and girls are easy come by in this day and age   Laughing, joking, drinking, smoking till I've spent my wage   When I was young people spoke of immorality   All the things they said were wrong, oh what I want to be      Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round   Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round      When will it end, when will it end   When will it end, when will it end   Hey, hey, hey, hey      I find comment 'bout my looks irrelativity   Think I'll go and have some fun 'cos it's all for free   I'm not searching for a reason to enjoy myself   Seems it's better done than argued with somebody else      Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round   Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round      When will it end, when will it end   When will it end, when will it end   Hey, hey, hey, hey      Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round   Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round      Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round   Hey, over, under, sideways, down   Hey, backwards, forwards, square and 'round   Hey, hey, hey, hey