At least you know   You were taken by a pro   I know just how you feel   She talked a perfect game   Deflecting all the blame   You took the jack   And changed the flat   And got behind the wheel   Now you’re   Driving sideways   Taken in by the scenery   As you’re propelled along   And your companion   Will not help you to navigate   For fear she may be wrong      And you will say   That you’re making headway   And put it in overdrive   But you’re mistaking speed   For getting what you need   And never even noticing    You never do arrive   Cause you’re   Driving sideways   If you roll down the window you’ll see   You’re where you don’t belong   And your companion   Will not help you to navigate   For fear she may be wrong      And you’re powered by   The hopeful lie   That it’s just around the bend   And when this, by default   Comes screeching to a halt   Let’s hope that you    Know what to do    To start it up again      Driving sideways   Hitting scan on the radio   So she can sing along   And she’ll sit   Thinking you’re going to handle it   Until she’s proven wrong   Until she’s proven wrong   Until you prove her wrong