They're all still on their honeymoon   just read the dialogue balloon   everyone loves you--why should they not?   And I'm the only one who knows   that Disneyland's about to close   I don't suppose you'd give it a shot   knowing all that you've got      are cigarettes and Red Vines   just close your eyes, cause, baby--   you never do know   and I'll be on the sidelines,   with my hands tied,   watching the show      Well, it's always fun and games until   it's clear you haven't got the skill   in keeping the gag from going too far   So you're running 'round the parking lot   til every lightning bug is caught   punching some pinholes in the lid of a jar   while we wait in the car      With cigarettes and Red Vines   just close your eyes, cause, baby--   you never do know   and I'll be on the sidelines,   with my hands tied,   watching the show      And tell me, would it kill you   would it really spoil everything   if you didn't blame yourself   do you know what I mean?      Cigarettes and Red Vines   just close your eyes, cause, baby--   you never do know   and I'll be on the sidelines,   with my hands tied,   watching the show   watching the show