All These Weird Folks That I Am Seeing   Walking Through Here Like Zombie Beings   Always Doing The Strangest Kind Of Things      Kicking Buttons With Doctor Martins   Doing Love Acts Even With Cousins   Can't They See What Damage   They Are Causing Me?      I Can See Them All Conspiring   Telling Each Other Lies   They Can't See Me      Search Your Heart And Forgive Their Souls   Whatever The Cost Might Be?   You Know It's All A Matter Of Sympathy   But You Don't Have To Take Them   Every Dawn Brings A Brand New Day   And Slowly Works Its Way To Dusk   Will They Ever Manage   To Improve Themselves?"      All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing   Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.   Losing Temper And Problems With Pms      Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients   Right Back At Him   They're Scheming Bad Things   Ted Is Honest,   A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth      [Bridge]      [Chorus]      All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing   Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.   Losing Temper And Problems With Pms      Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients   Right Back At Him   They're Scheming Bad Things   Ted Is Honest,   A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth      [Bridge]      [Chorus]