Well I really had a ball last night   I held all the pretty girls tight   I was feelin' single seein' double   I wound up in a whole lot of trouble   And today I'll face the big fight   But I really had a ball last night      When I came home from work this morning   My baby was feeling low   She told me what was on her mind   And she told me where I could go   I didn't go where she told me to   'Cause the water was cold in the lake   There's something fishy 'bout this whole deal   I don't know where I made my mistake      When I woke up this morning   Like me the sun was high   I started walking the long way home   Just to think of an alibi   I couldn't think of a single thing   That hadn't already been said   I might as well go out again   'Cause I'm already dead