I'm gonna sign my name to full confession   It seems the woman I loved last night   Belongs to another man      They'd like to take you home   They'd like to purr and tease you   But I'm a passionate man   And I couldn't leave her alone      'Cause you are damned if you do   Damned if you don't   Damned if you will   Damned if you won't      Sometimes they look so good   But don't you let 'em deceive you   'Cause then you find out that they got   Some kind of a venomous mind      And the thing that's worse   Is that it all seems worth it   I'm still a passionate man   And she wouldn't leave me alone      If you think that being a stud is easy   Well, now don't ask me, boys   I wouldn't know, I'm a little slow      And you are damned if you do   And damned if you don't   You're damned if you will   And you are damned if you won't      If you think that being a stud is easy   Well, now don't ask me, boys   I wouldn't know, I'm a little slow      Gonna sign my name to full confession   It seems the woman I loved last night   Belongs to another man      They'd like to take you home   They'd like to purr and tease you   And I'm a passionate man   And I couldn't leave her alone      'Cause you are damned if you do   Damned if you don't   Damned if you will   Damned if you won't      Damned if you do   Damned if you don't   Damned if you will   And damned if you won't, ooh      I'll be damned