I bought a Porsche   And I'm leavin' Grand Rapids   Quit my job, quit my school,   Quit this place   My mother cried   My father was fried   Hey, I've got no time, man   I wanna say goodbye to my babes   I like girls      I dumped Sheila on Thursday   I'll drop Melissa today   I'll kiss some tears off of Donna   Ask if she'll call on Shauna   Amanda, and Sandra and Kay   I like girls, I love 'em to death      Hey Valentino! You goin' somewhere?   You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?   What's that a blond hair?   He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn      I see myself a suave sophisticated lover   I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame   You see, my ultimate goal   Will be my life bein' told   In a penthouse letter that I can frame   And keep at home.   I like girls, I love 'em, oh yeah      New luggage? Did you say you were going   Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air.   Does she have a nice pair?      He was swallowed alive by the freeway   Turned into an ant on parade   He bravely drove off that beast   Aimed his car back to the east   Why be a snack at home?   I'm a feast, for the girls   I like girls, I really like 'em      Well, well, well. Look who's back. Run out of gas?   Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...   I left Donna and Shauna   And Katy and Carrie   Melissa and Dena   I just didn't have any use for 'em   I just want you   Really, no really, honest!      Oink off!