Well I got into waikiki   And I spend my time up in the hotel room   No sunburn for me   No friends no family      Yes I see the view   Well I think I seen it somewhere before   Curled up on the sand   Curled up on the floor      And the hula maiden says   I'll give you everything for free   You're as hungry as the tide   That's drowning me      Well I took my big free ride   I went out to the big barbecue   And I got smashed on the beach   I was thinking about you      This is my big aloha   Brought to you from the volcano state   Where they serve up your soul   For $3.99 a plate      And the hula maiden says   I'll give you everything for free   Oh sugar you're as hungry as the tide   That's washing over me      And the hula maiden said   Oh darling I see it in your eyes   Well did you do it over here beautiful   Did you come here to die   Well she said did you come here to buy      Well this my big aloha   Coming to you from the volcano state   Where they lose track of your soul   And never bring you your spaghetti plate