When you left you took all memory of me with you   Leaving me with no hope of every being loved   And now like the air I?m blowing and blowing   With no hope of ever being seen      Well, did you hear the one about Mr. Ed   Well he said, "I?m this way 'cause of the things I?ve seen   But I would rather count on your love instead   Daily eating my weight in hay"      And I hate to see a good thing just go to waste   Honey, it?s a little weak, yeah, it's weak for my taste      Well, I?ve been praying a lot lately   It?s because I no longer have a TV   Just a fluorescent hangover to light the way   Between the things you say and the things I see      I just called you up to see   If you wanted to go out and drink a little wine   And waste some time on a roller coaster ride   But you say it?s too dangerous to lead an empty life      And I hate to see all your sweet words just go to waste   But honey, they?re a little weak, yeah, they're weak for my taste   They're weak for my taste, they're a little weak for my taste   They?re a little weak, weak for my taste, they?re weak for my taste      Well, I?m an expert in all things that nature abhors   Your look of disgust when I touched your skin   And I try to figure what the world needs me for   So I replay the scene again and again      And I can see you try, I can see you try and put me in my place   Honey, that?s a little weak, yeah, it's weak for my taste   It's weak for my taste, it's a little weak for my taste   It's a little weak, it's a little weak, it's a little weak   It's a little weak for my taste