I pretend I'm mellow    So you don't think I'm hurt    I'm just a real sad fellow    Pretends he's so down to earth       And I might get a kiss    If I play my cards right    Don't care if I've missed    The whole goddamn point    Just pull myself together in the way    That you'd want me to       You're so mellow    You can't see I'm in pain    My knees turn to jello    And my eyes start to rain      And I might not get dissed    If I play my cards right    Don't care if I've missed    The whole goddamn point    Try to be nice in the way    That you'd want me to       And I wear my shirt like I'm not affected    I'll eat my lunch like I still haven't checked yet    I'll try to be cool and if that doesn't work at all    I'll try to sprawl