(talking)   quack goes the goose   and also goes the duck   moo goes the cow      (singing)   my dad is a business man   he likes to drink a few   he likes to watch the footy   and doesn't flush his poo      when hes not at works hes dirty   digging in his pit   when its deep enough   he hangs a little shit      (chorus)   woooooo my dad is weird   yeh he is very strange   he makes all his chickens   lay all their eggs free range      my dad bets on the footy   and although he always loses   he sits in his chair   pulling out his hair   and calls everyone losers      (chorus)